Because the mother made a comment about David Morrissey being in Mamma Mia and the idea kind of spun from there. So instead of Stellan, Colin and Pierce I give you the new cast of Mamma Mia

David Morrissey

because he was in Blackpool and kicked arse. And you know, it's David bloody Morrissey!


George Clooney



again, because it's George Clooney, and because of Brother Where Art Thou? Also, me and the mother have decided he should be on the £20 notes, Toby Stevens should be on a tenner.

and lastly Edward Norton



oh like you wouldn't want to see him singing?

And there you have it, the new cast of Mamma Mia now we just need a new Meryl, Julie, Christine, Dominic and Amanda...

Laughing and giggles, hugs and jokes

Ryan, and Tat and a million different blokes

Best friends, and no friends and fights, what fun

Lying on the front lawn all lunch in the sun

Teachers and textbooks and subjects you hate

So you just sit at the back, messing round with your mate

French Guy and Norwegians, always a lot of men

I’ll never think about Europe in the same way again

Spain, what a laugh! With Wally and Barry

But even they can’t compare to Retarded Harry

Egg head, and bed creaks, and all those power cuts

Dropping the ball, ‘cause we’re such big klutz

Cleaning the whiteboard every single day

Getting in a Robin Hood reference in another new way

Towers from rulers, and stories written on my skin

And that’s even not the most random it’s been.

Science buddies, English buddies, changing of clothes

Because let’s be honest, in English anything goes

Dying and bastards, girlfriends and bugs

Leaning over desks for extra special hugs

Parties in the form room, always a mess

Being kicked out ‘cause the teacher’s in a stress

Exiled to the canteen, bike sheds, lawn or L2

But there’s never an awful lot to do

Breaking the bench on photo day

Have to find another place to stay

Move into the canteen, grab a table

We’ll stay here for as long as we’re able

Human pac-man when there’s no one about

Finding Larry so Melms won’t have to shout

Record it on your phone, show everyone you know

To laugh and mock and the right freak show

Frank and Craig and Keith and Harry, our boys

Kissing and hiding, dancing and making a lot of noise!

Thrusting on tables, or lying under them with shrubbery

But if you ask me, the leaves were looking a bit rubbery

Got married to Ryan, we’ll last years

So throw some confetti, and grab a few beers

Tat as the priest, with the Bible on her head

Reading about why Joseph’s brothers wanted him dead

So this was year nine, the best year by half

Always something to do, always a new laugh

Three cheers for this year, and the friends I have made

They will always be the memories, so don’t be afraid.

6. Bradley James



two words: Prince Arthur.

7. James McAvoy



because he's like the Persil stuff: small but mighty!!

8. Jamie Parker



it's the voice really...

9. Marc Warren

because Danny Blue is LOVE

10. Adrian Lester



and so is Mickey Bricks.

So I was a bit of a retard and completely forgot to revise last night, not such a good idea. Although, tbh, I think it was quite good because I wasn't nervous seeing as I just thought "Screw it, I'm going to fail anyway, what's the point in getting nervous anymore?"

I think the biology was a hell of a lot easier than the chem tbh. Apart from the fact that in one question it was talking about the surface area of men and I thought it said 'cats' so after about five minutes of thinking "why do you care about the surface area of cats?" i read further and found something about a man, only to then think "where the hell did this man come from?! I thought this was about cats!" I was confused.

But other than that, I think I did ok. So fingers crossed!